
me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*
also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*
Eliza: if this child shares a fraction of your mind that would be enough
Philip: I’m like my father but bolder
Eliza: *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*
Interviewer: *asks a yes/no question*
Lin: *gets really excited about the founding fathers and answers with 3 historical anecdotes and 5 childhood memories, taking 18 minutes*
Interviewer: *tries to cut in and ask the next question*
Lin: *gets distracted and is now talking about his wife’s 30th birthday party*
Ouch.
Eliza: Who did this, Alexander did you knooooow?
Alexander: